VW R8 would be badass.

“At one point, this was a complete leaf.”

As morbid as it seems, I’d actually be kinda interested in witnessing that kind of catastrophic failure — provided no one is injured.

Essentially, yes-ish.

All things held constant, yes those slender towers are more susceptible to sway. However, they go to great lengths to prevent that. For instance, here’s the anti-sway damper from 432 Park Ave (it’s almost disconcerting how much it sways):

FYI, check Target clearance racks.

FYI, check Target clearance racks.

I know where you are.

Black people use wash cloths.

What the fuck kinda sour cream gun does Chipotle use? The one’s here scoop it with a wide ass spoon and lay it on like gravy.

Only one Smart Plug per customer. That sucks.

Only one Smart Plug per customer. That sucks.

Totally agree on the first point. The added benefit of this is that (at least on my phone but I imagine on all newer phones) the Do Not Disturb parameters are completely customizable so you can set DND for emails, texts, notifications and most numbers but still allow calls/vibrations from certain numbers. I’m always…

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things get very lit, very fast.

Also, some people make that shit with eggs in it

you can be reduced to one of the sweetest, most reliable punchlines on the internet, and your sportswear brand can still surpass $2 billion in 2015 sales.

Here’s an interesting one in Richmond, VA.

305.

I called my friend Matéo, the same friend who had suggested that I get back into online dating, and asked for his advice.

How To Raise The Next Insufferable Middle Manager

LOL. And it has those cheap ass spinners on the wheels.