Secret (and other women’s deodorant) is far superior to men’s for some reason and doesn’t stain shirts the same way (and also don’t irritate my pits). I use it when I can.

VW R8 would be badass.

FYI, check Target clearance racks.

FYI, check Target clearance racks.

I know where you are.

Black people use wash cloths.

What the fuck kinda sour cream gun does Chipotle use? The one’s here scoop it with a wide ass spoon and lay it on like gravy.

Only one Smart Plug per customer. That sucks.

Only one Smart Plug per customer. That sucks.

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things get very lit, very fast.

Also, some people make that shit with eggs in it

you can be reduced to one of the sweetest, most reliable punchlines on the internet, and your sportswear brand can still surpass $2 billion in 2015 sales.

305.

I called my friend Matéo, the same friend who had suggested that I get back into online dating, and asked for his advice.

LOL. And it has those cheap ass spinners on the wheels.

I’ve been waiting on a deal on this HU for a while but couldn’t wait anymore so ended up buying a different one two weeks ago. That sucks.

I’ve been waiting on a deal on this HU for a while but couldn’t wait anymore so ended up buying a different one two…

This is like if HamNo wrote automotive articles.

I got to the comma and thought “Subaru, probably” and sure enough...

I guess I’ll be in the minority and say this is actually pretty attractive.

UGHHHH the live version of PLECTRUMELECTUM is SIIIICK.

*Except that one time then AG Ken “Vaginal Probe” Cuccinelli thought it was a little too provocative.