A real, working, incredibly small W32 engine. No, not a V8, nor a V12. It laughs at the simplicity that is the W16 in a Bugatti Veyron.

What kinda tires are OEM on the D?

I want this.

Except me. Well, I dunno. In theory, I guess. I don't know if the ATS-V is my $65k car if push came to shove.

...and I think I like it.

You're reaching so hard.

Only 97k miles? It's got another 200k miles left in it, at the very least.

There's got to be a story behind this. How does that even happen?

Arguably the worst victim of the increasing beige-ification of Subuaru, the Forester went from being an off-the-beaten path crossover/wagon thing, to something completely anonymous.

Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.

Sam Woolley.

Ew.

Secondly, you imputing something to "white men" like we're all the same is absolutely ridiculous, and, yes, racist.

The GTR is pretty chubby, too (but I like curves, so that's OK).

Oh, that's actually kinda cute.

This line ruins it for me.

No it's not.

I use my CD player. :-\

Or just, I dunno, a hairstyle.

I don't know but I'm totally into it.