It's probably closer to a death rattle.

Imagine if they hadn't cancelled the brown Tesla.

Am I blocked on Jalopnik? I don't remember doing anything particularly inflammatory.

To be honest, I expected it to be the guy with the unnecessarily blue-tinted headlights to pull a stunt like this. I'm actually surprised.

Don't forget that a lot of..ahem.."urban" people drive them so Jalops decided to hate them.

Hot take. Tell us more.

Yeah, I wonder what Cobb will do to this.

I'm not sure all new cars should be required to have backup cameras, but I don't see anything wrong with requiring them to have AEB. I put it in the same class as ABS (and even stability control).

I see more of the WRX (in central Virginia) than just about any other Subaru on the road. They're all over the place.

Wouldn't it be the Audi TT Allroad Quatro Prestige?

If your problem is in both of the first two infographics, you own a Subaru.

Are you from Florida?

As an offering to the Subaru Seven Sisters whose light guided the police to the suspect:

Shoutout to Stevie Wonder for that crop job.

Probably some big extended performance art project.

I have an oil-filled radiator and I LOVE IT!

I have an oil-filled radiator and I LOVE IT!

I think I'd be OK with spending $500+ on this.

I'm seeing similar deals (or even better) on the 2014 Mazda 3 5-door. Obviously a slightly different class vehicle, but it's somewhat tempting. I'm looking to buy a new car and every sign points to it being a 2015 WRX but the thought of getting a brand new car for so cheap is appealing.

Just ordered this vinyl wrap and a giant carbon fiber(-look) wing for the Tribeca. Rally time.