I got my first #AOTD on my first ever comment.
HiMyNameIsJayAgain
himynameisjayagain
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I play Weekend Wars and Time to Pretend on loop every morning and cry on my way to work. I want to be a college student again!
Nothing you said is untrue.
Or you could just....like...not?
I'm sure they didn't wander into the intersection thinking "I'm going to intentionally slow that motherfucker down" while pointing at you with a sinister grin and a menacing stare.
No offense (jk..I mean all of the offense) you're an idiot.
Just sent pics of my dong to williamfleitch@yahoo.com.
Two of my favorite tweets of all time:
I came for this. You did not disappoint.
People like black people in theory.
Listen to your heart.
Who is that ridiculously handsome man next to Flacco?
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Who is she? She seems awesome.
It took me a second to figure out why that condom was chirping.
I guess the tree and pole were just accessories to the murder.
C'mon dude. Don't be greedy.
Perhaps it stands, but it certainly is not relevant.