“Maybe he winds up there doing dribbles while a dude screams into a megaphone next to him.”

I just skip to about 2/3rds of the way through to skip all the bullshit and oral. Like, thanks film crew but I’m just here for the hardcore fucking.

I mean, no offense, but if I see a 9-minute *porn* clip I’m like “nah, too long.” Nine minutes of pizza-eating-and-ranking video is about 8:57 too long.

Brown robes! Creepy torches on the walls! A pentagram made of the blood spilled by Ray Lewis on the floor! Chants of ‘Little Red Rule-Book, Little Red Rule-Book’ from the owners as Jones took in the evil spirit!

I, for one, am surprised the answer to that wasn’t “The spirit of the Necromancer rose from the corpse of Al Davis and entered the soul of Jerry Jones during a satanic ritual at the ‘Owners Meeting’ in New York.”

Well there are very few people left on earth that remember the Titantic sinking. Probably just Frederick Douglass and maybe a couple other people.

Indians Jones and the Last Crusade style.

What the fuck are you talking about? Kids have always been little shits. My family is from the South, so every story is about mailboxing or throwing rocks at cars.

Inside the angry white dude’s head: “Finally, I dont have to be PC anymore”. The NRA hat was just icing on the cake.

the nut on the bus goes pound pound pound

I’d be surprised to learn he isn’t wearing it.

Would anybody be surprised to learn that Mike Pence had a human skin collection?

Just tried it off my woman’s pussy. Freakin cat about scratched my eyes out.

He’s gonna stick to snorts

Forget it, he’s rolling.

Germans?

*twitches in Marine*

RIP

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