I for one think we should be encouraging more people to use hybrids. 

They take their bike racing seriously in France. I bet they fry him for this.

A Facebook “friend” of mine just posted a picture of himself with an American flag in the style of his favorite team (which sucks). He’s also a huge “respect the flag” guy. So I asked him about it, and of course he had a very reasonable response. Oh wait, he just called me a libtard and deleted me.

SUUUURRRRREEEE you don’t.

IS it actually him??? I honestly can’t tell...

Normally, one would be tempted to shower afterwards, but there lies the quandary.

Top 5 Offensive things about that video; RANKED!

Well, the MOST trump thing ever would be if he bought the fake followers and likes, then didn’t pay the bill and figured out a way to bankrupt the companies doing it while walking away, but yeah it’s close.

We could call it a mimefield.

A mimefield.

A mimefield?

I claim the current occupant of the office is a usurper and pretender, and demand my honor be satisfied for your uncouth accusations.

If he hires an army of mimes, he can convince the MAGAhats that he already built it.

We know. We just chose to not mention it to you.

Shoutout to John Hillerman who’s apparently still kicking it at age 84. I had no idea he was a Texan (born & raised, University of Texas, and Air Force vet) playing a Scot.

Worth putting the epic theme song on here.

If you tuck in your Hawaiian shirt you should be kicked out of anywhere you go.

I would call that a Rocky Stop.

Those are baseballs, idiot. And he still gets to eat them all by himself.

He’s got 36 doughnuts on his desk and he gets to eat them all by himself because he works out and stuff! I wish I were a professional athlete.