legendary

There are many things to love about Drew, but the thing I love the most about him is how effusively he lives his life

Given the on-field product, can we be sure that Gertrude Stein didn’t write the Raiders’ playbook?

AND he was willing to send along the butcher’s info! Do you know how hard it is to find a decent butcher these days?

I thought it was because she didn’t know how to spell it.

“From: Destiny B.

When I see those, my brain follows the same train of thought every time.

This Dead Letters session was an absolute joy and really had it all: aggrieved Foo Fighters fans, insufferable baseball truthers, virulent racists, people who use hashtags out of proper context, Kobe stans, people complaining about vulgar language who apparently think this is the Reader’s Digest, and best of all, a…

And I 100% believe the Venn diagram between “dead letter writers” and “MAGA chuds” is a circle.

Of all the racists, sexists, pedophilia apologists, Boston fans, just all the worst people imaginable; Drew walks away from this Dead Letters as the villain. 

I was genuinely saddened when, 90 seconds after the play i posted “philly special 2: electric boogaloo”, only to find out about a dozen people beat me to the punch

At least we can all agree that race is no longer an issue.  

“I’m putting that elliptical on my enemies list, HAROOOOOOOOOOO!”

I 100% thought that first line said “A Virgin man...”
I was like fuck, there’s that old Gawker I missed.

Just throwing this out there, but that is apparently Stephen Miller’s iCloud phone number as well. I’m not going to act on this information, but thought others might find it pertinent information.

technically its an incel phone

feinbeeeeeeeeeeerg

helpful transcript for the preliterate caller who may not have remembered what he said, once the ayahuasca wore off:

Had good money on a “GET OFF THE PHONE/SHUT UP MOM!” moment in there.

We arrived at work this morning to find this fantastic message, left by a caller in the Bay Area