Christ, this is the truth. It seemed like about six months ago, all on one day, every asshole on the planet suddenly decided that it was okay to inflict their music/youtube/game of thrones recap on everyone around them. I’ve seen it on hiking trails, restaurants... even in a dry sauna (tho at least there someone…

the comments were worth it alone. “Don’t you threaten me with a potato shortage”

THIS COMMENT WINS GOLD

was the out-of-focus redheaded guy in the CBS_Philly photo Rick Astley? Because I feel certain it is.

Troll! Troll in the dungeon! Thought you’d want to know

239 Pounds my ass.

beautiful

has anyone checked on Magary? I’m concerned for his mental state

this made me go google Chris Christie’s stats. Holy fuck he really did weigh 300 pounds.

this is the correct answer, though I would also accept “sand poured into a beanbag”

there’s no way he’s only 239. I’m 5'7 and 205, and I’m as fat as a goddamned house. There’s no way he’s practically a foot taller than I am and only outweighing me by 25 pounds.

At this point, ISIS could field a team against the Pats and I would have to think long and hard about who to root for.

holy shit. I haven’t seen her in a long time. What the fuck did she do to her face? She looks like her own dummy at Madame Tussaud’s.

+1 auto-play double fisting

Also Steve Spurrier.

this idea is fantastic. somebody move this person out of the greys

goddammit I’ll be there for you with a star.

When the aliens nuke our planet from orbit to prevent us from being a menace to the galaxy, this article will be Exhibit A in whatever their protocol is, and they will be completely correct to do so.

oh, christ, that and #goals. My lame group of friends is under orders to drown me in a toilet if I ever use either one.

can we add infinite scrolling under here somewhere?