C’mon, I’m as dumb as a box of rocks and even *I* got that joke on the first try.

I’m suprised no one beat me to “Electric Avenue” but I already had this link copied so enjoy

both these comments are criminally under-starred.

Where I’m from we call that sort of thing “cat relations”

Double-starred for finishing on the nose

In other news, “interchangeable fuckholes” is DEFINITELY the name of my next early 80's cover band.

agreed.

My best bud is a single dad with six kids, and all of them have Uber on their phones, linked to his credit card. It’s the only way he can manage to get all of them to their various activities.

“Hate has no place in Cinnaminson, and this needs to be treated with the seriousness it warrants.”

Stre’s info largely backs up what I know. Additionally, the bulls in these fights generally aren’t used again because they learn to attack the man, not the cape, making them much more dangerous. It’s one of the reason each fight has a time limit - the longer the bull is in the arena the more dangerous it becomes.

fucking loved this song

that’s what I’m calling the last ten pounds I’ve gained.

“Not impossible, very very improbable”

Yes. Yes I am.

Came here to say exactly this, but you...came first.

Goddamn I so wanted to be Taylor Dayne when I was 16. Like the smoking hot lovechild of Gloria Estephan and Lisa Lisa & Kult Jam

or, “ATM Machine”.

you don’t get good just thinking about it.

and is there BBQ sauce?

Given the time period that Nagel died, I’m guessing he was also doing a fuckload of coke. I certainly was.