given that Toradol is the NFL drug of choice, I think you’re on the right track there.

this is almost exactly how I picture Burning Man ending.

“(There are other reasons and times you might need to get a stain inspected but I’m not going to give you the whole bloody list.)“

goddammit I am still pissed I didn’t get my corner taco truck.

i forgot how fantastic this video is.

which is the name of the future bathhouse I just decided I’m opening.

you are a sick, depraved excuse for a human being, and I am giving you all my stars to prove it.

oooh I need to try that.

well made fried plantains are, like, better than sex.

ding.

style points for Electric Boogaloo reference

comment of the day!

I was thinking he looked like a rehabbed Greg Allman, if Allman was now selling timeshares.

Move it to Wasilla. Then Palin really will be able to see Russians from her house.

It’s because women have to undress more and have to use a stall; more urinals can be fit into the same space, ergo faster weeing.

when I finally snap, all my friends have been instructed to say “I KNEW that motherfucker was crazy!” to anyone who asks, if only to spice up the coverage.

my bet’s on bored. I read a couple of articles/interviews after he retired where he talked about living on his signing bonus and endorsement/appearance fees for his entire career, and that all of his paychecks were just sitting in the bank.

This is - and I say this as someone who has lived their entire life in the region - the most Southern headline ever written.

I’m torn between commenting “hahaha what makes you think we don’t?” or noting how much “Ivanka with a lifetime appointment in the West Wing” sounds like a solution in “Clue”, so I’ll just thank you for doubling my commenting pleasure today.

Beach ball is *bigger* than puck...