I don’t know if I could have kept a straight face for that, and not run screaming out of the room.

this is the comment I needed this morning. Thank you.

I’m afraid I’m going to have to fight you to the death for including REO Speedwagon on this list.

I think “it didn’t come from a bad place” refers to the manufacturing. There have been several high-profile PED cases in the last few years where the defense was that the manufacturer had sloppy protocols in place that caused cross-contamination between legal supplements and banned stuff like nandrolone, and I think…

I probably bought many tasty, tasty burritos from him.

the block got sold to a developer who’s putting a condo there.

take all the stars. snort them thru the vuvuzela while you’re at it.

this is a very valid question.

what the fuck restaurant were you AT?

“It’s good, but it would still be better tucked inside a pork fat taco. I am under no illusions.”

agree with all of this, and would only add that he loves to start shit with much larger players and then expects his teammates to finish the job. If you’re gonna chirp, be ready to back it up.

son of a bitch. I miss Adrian Zmed.

I guess he couldn’t... cut the mustard

Give that bird a goddamn medal

holy shit this needs more stars

though I may still have qualified for that. Fortunately I can’t remember.

I’m proud to say the only time I have ever asked this question I had just woken up on the sidewalk behind Cafe Lafitte in Exile and I genuinely didn’t know they answer myself. Sadly, neither did the streetsweeper guy.

I spray-painted a Volkswagen Bug by hand once and it was considerably more even.

THIS is good kinja

that last line made my day