I clicked that royal nanny link with lightning speed.

Genevieve sill looks so freaking amazing.

• Do you have a go-to “I’m sickly” soup? Pho or Hot and Sour. I used to only ever want tomato soup when I was sick but now it has to be something spicy.

Ugh, yet another reason to sell my soul for a tube of Luxetrance.

If you’re fed up like I am, here’s a really good list of alternatives to the Ordinary:

I... I thought this was very sweet.

I finished Jillian over the course of two days. I thought it was wonderful, uncomfortably resonant book.

I’m also a brow novice and it is crazy easy. I’m intimidated by pencils and powder but with Boy Brow I just swipe it in quick upward strokes across my brow. The effect is very natural - you won’t be getting like intense, thick, Kardashian-esque brows (and I really do admire their brows), but the end result makes my…

I love Boy Brow so much. It seems like it would fit your overall makeup style, which seems to be to take your existing luminosity and then amp it up a bit. That’s what Glossier claims to be all about and branding aside, I feel so freaking put together even if Boy Brow is the only thing I’m wearing.

• Let’s start with stock: How do you make yours? I haven’t had a lot of luck in this department yet. I have a freezer full of ends of onions and garlic skins and kale stems (is that weird? Should I not use kale stems?) and carrots and so on and so forth. I cook it low and slow for hours and salt like mad and it still…

Soooooo many white guys

Real talk, though: I love the bright pink lipstick on you.

“Two Kid Dad.”

That photo of Ben Affleck is pitch-perfect for the headline.

I thought Dakota Fanning’s reaction to Beyonce having twins was actually totally cute.

I thought Dakota Fanning’s reaction to Beyonce having twins was actually totally cute.

The professor in question is a woman.

The casting of Jillian Bell is pretty great news, too. She’s hysterical and I can’t wait to see her in an ingenue sort of role.

You forgot Mason and Penelope!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My family has a now-defunct grass seed farm and we rent out land for people to board their livestock. One Sunday, as we’re all sitting on the back deck drinking cocktails, a cow runs through the lawn and starts heading down the road. What follows is 15 tipsy people aged 22-60 chasing a single cow. Rather a sight.