Ah I’m trying to play it so cool in the comments today because there’s boys here now and as in real life, I am failing miserably.

Hey is it bad that I’m super charmed by Mr. Magary?

I had no idea what a condom was. Because he’d purchased it in the seventh grade and it broke years later I assumed it was some kind of bracelet but was never quite sure until my first sex ed class a few years later.

Holy cow I am going to watch the shit out of this.

Ado Annie wasn’t terribly on-brand for Oklahoma, was she?

OMG

My favorite part was where you completely ignored Trump’s existence. Five stars. More people need to do that.

Makes me genuinely sad to think that Carrie Fisher’s feelings got hurt :/

You forgot my favorite beef - Kara Brown v. Ed Sheeran.

I read it while eating soup and did an actual spit take. Great typo. Perhaps the best ever typo .

These comments are brutal on both sides. Fuck me and my size 12 self.

Still not chill to make assumptions, especially when they're the mocking variety of assumption. I remember being a teenage girl (don't you?) and how fucking rough it was to get anyone to listen to me or take me seriously just because of my age and gender.

I remember being a teenage girl very well and how hard I had to fight for people to just not hate me and write me off. Baristas like this dude would have shot my whole day down.

It's not like they were being rude or anything. The barista was the ass in this situation.

This is why I couldn’t stand Brit on Chris’ season. It’s like she didn’t understand the concept of the show and why all the attention wasn’t on her all the time. There’s like 30 other people vying for that attention, hun. WAIT YO TURN.

Let me throw another one into the hat. Sisters of the Black Moon Ether Hair Powder. I love the smell and it gives my very thick, heavy hair a lot of lift. If I know I’m not going to be able to shower in the morning, I rub it into my scalp at night and sleep in it so it has time to get thoroughly absorbed and loose the…

Let me throw another one into the hat. Sisters of the Black Moon Ether Hair Powder. I love the smell and it gives my…

This is why Borders was my dream job during my childhood.

Did any of you ever go see Peaches Christ Superstar when she was touring it around 2010? My old roommate/current bff and I (who I am certain is a Jez commenter so HI ABS I LOVE YOU) almost went but decided not to because we'd have to take a train and a few buses out into the suburbs and I regret that lazy-ass decision…

how does this make me laugh so hard every time???

I agree. A few months ago I lost 15 pounds. Was still (and am) visibly heavier than average but my confidence shot right up and suddenly I had men coming out of my ears. It was seriously eye-opening. Sometimes attitude is everything.