Guys I even like the belt! Matchy-matchy is boring! The belt is unexpected and funky and kinda playful AND YOU JUST DO YOU MOBAMA.

I drank too much last night and apparently just handed my friend my house key (why????? what was the logic there? why did they accept said house keys?) before they left. Didn't realize this was the case until coming back from grabbing some coffee before work only to find myself completely locked out of my house. Did…

It's so true though. Every time I realize I have feelings for someone I think "SHUT IT DOWN" because it's all rather terrifying and makes me act like a crazy person and I think maybe I'd rather just be forever alone. Love is fucking stressful.

Joshua Melina seems like a delightful human being.

right?? girl can rock a pencil skirt.

YOU GOT THAT NINE TO FIVE BUT BABY SO DO I

I always confuse Miles Teller and Ansel Egort. Like which one is the smug one? Maybe both? Miles Teller once ranked himself with Michael B Jordan and Zac Efron as the hottest men in Hollywood and I was like "oh honey no."

I have a super active immediate family that I've never quite fit in with. I prefer books and soft surfaces and sitting down, thank you very much. My parents still talk about the many occasions I would sit down on a rock mid-hike and insist that they "leave me here to die."

There's a great video of me in a ballet recital in kindergarten. Every one in my dance class was paired off and one person had to be a flower and twirl in place and the partner was a bee and twirled around the flower. I was a flower.

My roommate is a waitress and I work in educations so our hours could not be more different. My bedroom is off of the living room and we have paper-thin walls. This is regularly a recipe for disaster but one night in particular it very much sent me.

It's hard for me to pick just one because I'm a hot mess but here goes.

14 years old and already an author and well-known activist. In a world where the odds are stacked vehemently against her. Freaking impressive.

I love the non-bronze one and was excited that the bronzey one was on sale for so cheap! But I guess now I see why.

SAME.

"There is a certain point in your life where you just turn to red wine."

Rhonda is kinda totally growing on me. I didn't like her at first - too Lady Macbeth-y for my tastes - but in the last episode when she's like "I CAME FROM NOTHING" I was like hellllll yeaaaaaaaah. Also she's being a good partner to Andre as he deals with the particularly dark depths of his illness.

Seriously. McAvoy is so charming/handsome it should be a crime.

My two favorites:

RIGHT???

Ugh. Who describes a person as "plush"??