I had such high hopes for Samantha Bee taking over the Daily Show desk but I'll totally accept this, too.

He is the cutest boy in the world and my imaginary boyfriend for like five years and counting.

I've finished an entire bottle (or 2) of her California Red and thought it was sheer genius but I was also very drunk by the time I reached the conclusion and know zero things about wine besides the fact that I don't like it white.

Loving all of this (especially the brooch and your necklace holy cow) and it's so great to read candid writing about fashion and clothes that I can actually afford.

Love this skirt. So flirty and classy and I feel like if it was in my closet I'd always know what to wear.

He was my first crush. Watched an episode of Fresh Prince of Bel-Air when I was 8 and was like "what is this feeling? why does this man on the screen make my face feel so warm and my body get all tingly?" So no matter what he does I'm 100% down with it.

Oh my gosh this is the best Dirt Bag I've ever read.

OMIGOSH LOOK AT THEM THAT IS SO CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE

She looks so pretty with dark hair.

I am from an upper middle class family and while my parents spoiled us as kids, we were slowly kicked off the gravy train as we grew older. Regardless of my parents' privileged socioeconomic status, we were raised to work hard and taught that self-sufficiency is its own reward. And then in college I fell for a very…

SHIPPING BRYSHERE GRAY AND TAYLOR SWIFT RIGHT NOW.

Love that gif. Tyra would.

Mara Wilson makes me go all heart eyes emoji.

HOKU OMIGOSH CHILDHOOD IS RUSHING BACK.

LIKE A FINE WINE.

I SO

I used to sleep with my most prized belongings and a spare change of clothes in my pillow case because I was so scared of fires. I also asked my parents every night before bed to promise me there wouldn't be any fires or earthquakes that night and if I forgot I'd rush into after they'd tucked me in and demand…

Same. Zombie chic. I rose from the grave like dis.

Kitchenette: Come for the wacky anecdotes, stay for the footnotes.

A REPORT THAT YOU MADE UP.