I REMEMBERED. You made the original funny and I have a distinct memory of scrolling through the comments and snickering all-too-loudly at your observation.

Always on the hunt for the perfect Jenna Maroney gif. Thank you, Jackie.

I dunno. If I had pipes like that, I'd be pretty insufferable, too.

An idiot's guide to eyeliner, pretty please. I just put a big ole smudge of eggplant on my lash line and hope that my eyeshadow blending skills will make it look half-decent.

And she would have some very chewy, taut things to say about the chewy, taut jerky.

Somebody get this woman a Pulitzer.

I'm going through her archive and she is very straightforward and genuine and her review of the dining options at the MSP Airport is especially brilliant. Though I am bummed to find out she isn't a heavy drinker because she'd be super fun to share a few a few cold ones with.

Again, being in a sorority sounds freakin expensive.

THIS IS SO MUCH FUN.

Guys and Dolls was my favorite movie when I was growing up and all my childhood notebooks have Marlon Brando's name in a heart drawn all over them.

I hate the word "panties" with a fiery passion.

A Sno w White and the Hunstman Sequel is the dumbest idea I've ever heard - so dumb that it can't even be helped by Emily Blunt, who is one of the greatest things to ever happen to those jerks in Hollywood.

Ugh. This all sounds so expensive.

I feel like Khloe probs sent Bruce flowers but he's not the kind of person to post that all over the Instagrams.

Whenever I see a Mindy Kaling interview I get so excited because she consistently validates my life choices.

Nomination for Meryl Streep but not Emily Blunt????

You can come sit by me!

Reign is essentially Gossip Girl with longer hemlines. I loved Gossip Girl so I love Reign but if GG wasn't your cup of tea it might grate on you a little.

Like Skinny Girl Margaritas (TM) but with more THC.

This print is a little Busy, Busy.