Janay Rice says she deeply regrets the role that she played the night of the incident.

The subway is basically a gallery of bad and offensive advertisements. My current favorite is this one, which I imagine was the result the following conversation:

This is going to be like when everybody wanted that jacket Ryan Gosling wears in Drive, except they aren’t ridiculously handsome like Gosling is and ended up looking like this:

A conservative friend wrote on Facebook that he was sad to see Jim Webb go, because he was the “only reasonable Democrat.”

Well ..... bye.

Tom, we all know Matthew Berry isn’t exactly hurting for cash. The guy wrote Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles.

Sauron’s arc is in the Silmarillion. He was basically an angel whose love for and obsession with order caused him to eventually align with Melkor, the Satan of Middle-Earth. It’s very much like how Lucas tells Anakin’s story.

Bill Sikes is the Emperor. Fagin is Vader.

The Joker’s story depends on what era you’re talking…

People may chuckle, but a collapsed Colon is no laughing matter.

Fell down seven times, got up, ate.

My favorite part was went the announcer was talking about that midgets football team and was like “that is a good looking bunch of kids”

Passionate fan or guy who bet $10,000 on Michigan to win?

This is the best one I’ve seen this morning.

Bartolo Colon: [approaches beer slip n slide]

It’s all fun and games until someone breaks Ruben Tejada’s other leg.

Yes, this discussion about being a grown up and making the tough choices in life should be directed toward the parent with a baby at the game instead of the dipshit who decided to throw a full beer can at someone because he was upset about a baseball game.

The fanduel promo code in a commercial I saw last night was NICKELBACK1. That’s their fucking demographic. These people.

I even saw one on a friggin gas pump.

Needs to at least be asked: did you get her OK before posting this?

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