Yeah, but what color is THE ICE?

I was imagining they were Jedi Knights, taking a break from protecting the Republic.

Dementors suck all the happiness out of people, which means that the Dementors themselves are *full of happiness*. That's just physics.

I like to imagine that these are not monks, but a bunch of Dementors (or perhaps Nazgul) blowing off steam after a hard day of spreading suffering and hopelessness to wizard/elven/hobbit/human/muggle-kind.

Rex Ryan is going to be a Buffalo legend by Week 6.

I didn't know who he was until he was on Top Gear a few weeks back. Apparently he had never driven a car until that guest appearance, so along with his music, he's been incredibly pedestrian his whole life.

"I wanted to marry you or have you adopt me"

Evil Russians, ranked:

Me as a parent:

Man, this guy sure could use a Union right about now.

The "lady" in the last story sounds like a real half-wheat...

I absolutely LOVE Amy Schumer and there were bits that looked really funny but this trailer wasn't very exciting.

The scene in 10 Things is maybe, arguably, an oblique reference, but not exactly — the song in TG is "You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling." I know this because I have seen Top Gun approximately 400 times (only slightly more times than I have seen 10 Things).

Yes! Talent has nothing to do with it. Where are you supposed to look? I can't. I just can't! I am literally so uncomfortable even thinking about it. I've dated guys before that were really great singers and were like, I'll sing for just you some time if you'd like. and I'm like...uh....

A note to this guy, and all other guys who might try similar stunts:

This safely removes you from the list of people qualified to question the situational awareness of the playcaller.

Throwing an inside slant is not the right play call. If you're going to pass, throw a fade to your rookie 9-foot-8 receiver or, better yet, take advantage of the defense focusing on Lynch to run a play-action pass (ETA: you could even have Wilson roll out on the play action giving him the option to run it in himself).…

I like the suspense! (Seriously)

That's actually the only way to act in a goddamn Buffalo Wild Wings.