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Brilliant.

You know you’re getting hosed when the vest costs as much as the jacket.

Dunne is really taking all the criticism on the Chin.

This is not a gender issue, at least not one of my own making.

I made it through the first five minutes of bad dialogue and cartoonish physics. I don’t think I would have been able to buy Sandra Bullock as the sole lead in a sci-fi space flick, anyway.

Thank you for keeping this list Gravity-free.

I’m a dodo. This film takes place in an alternate present-day universe.

Well, I feel like a heel.

I’m not a geologist, but I’m guessing that the Jackson Valley looked nothing like this circa 65 million years ago.

I agree, dad joke. But it’s still belies a certain lazy, sexist-lite attitude.

Edward Scissorhands, Ed Wood, Donnie Brasco, What’s Eating Gilbert Grape, Benny & Joon, and Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

Access is restricted to the nature preserve, but greedy, horrible tour guides find ways to circumvent security when they’ve got a bus load of stupid, horrible tourists willing to pay good money to do bad things.

Kurt Russell’s from MA?!

I can’t take a movie seriously when they’ve got a main character, especially the lead, in “old guy” makeup. Can’t do it. (Benjamin Button, I’m looking at you.)

Plus, “old guy” Johnny Depp just looks like Michael Keaton’s Beetlejuice with a makeover, which makes me think they should have just cast old guy/good actor

“Routine helmet integrity testing,” says NFL spokesman.

Can God create a county clerk so powerful that she cannot issue marriage licenses?

No need to quadcopter on-and-on about it.

A Choco Taco.