But this Jupiter has rings.

Correction: this is the 1992 VGA remake of the original Police Quest: In Pursuit of the Death Angel.

Her Majesty’s.

Absolutely.

Sierra’s Police Quest 3. (Driving sequence in the clip below begins at about 9:00.)

Their crack team of relationship experts picked a bunch of man-babies and momma’s boys. If they wanted to present a guy whose character arch will demonstrate growth, guy-who-still-lives-in-mother’s-basement isn’t your only option. They could have selected at least one independent, mature man to hedge their bets.

An Englishman.

I’ll be the judge of your judgery.

it is so.

nope.

And he was born at hospital.

You are a tool.

It’s clear to us now that the escapees can’t get off with good behavior.

Alternatively, a parody of Smashing Pumpkins’ “The World Is A Vampire”.

Thanks for the recommendation. I’ve got a few friends who’d love this, too. Jools Holland is such a fun way to find new music.

Why haven’t they made a phone where the default orientation is landscape even when holding the phone vertically? Press a button to switch to portrait mode. They could license your R U SURE? technology!

He’s got more of a mascot thing going on.

Twinsies.