hilikusopus
hilikusopus
hilikusopus

“Gather your belongings and place them in a pizza box.”

For suckling.

Fire your seamstress.

The director you should blame is Michael Bay!

It’s so sad to hear that a 2001 movie needs a “modern update”. I am old.

Ooh!

Potato bread ONLY.

That sentence hit 198mph in the corner!

A jury awarded Alston $39 million, but he and the city settled for $6 million.

Man, he looked so mad he could kill somebody.

Your eyes do not deceive you.

Or Candice Bergen.

He sent the package himself.

I'm sorry to hear that. I'm not a doctor, but I believe your cousin and her husband will continue to have children with CF unless they find a sperm or egg donor. Did her doctor not explain that to her?

Lookin' pretty Husky there, Joey.

Amazon is also testing how best to simulate a UPS employee hurling and punting your packages.

"Let me tell you about white needs..."