Alternate take: in a misguided effort to regain what Lemon perceives as lost credibility (ed. he never really had any), Don Lemon has positioned himself as anti-KKK/pro-lllama.

I reserved "a lot" in case the party bags contained Mountain Dew and AXE body spray samples. Likely, but unknown.

I'm guessing she's fine, since she's the Global Diversity and Talent Programs manager at Google.

"The Tumblr Fuck Yeah Party sponsored by Entourage" is a phrase that makes me vomit in my mouth just a little.

"What's your mom do?"

If you're interested in a real virtuoso in this vein - one who isn't a fanboi like Ed Sheeran - try Andrew Bird on for size.

Chunking the deuce?

Let me guess: Spacebase 2000.

Easter Invitational

God, county, family.

The guy put so much time and effort into polishing this thing, without permission form Saban, having to know it would be IP infringement even if he generated no money from it. "Here's Coke's secret recipe for free! Now you all can enjoy Coke for yourselves! (I did not Kickstart this.) If you'd like to keep drinking…

This was a pretty weird transmission.

How do the researchers define "hour"? Does checking an app for a couple seconds in between classes mean they spent that "hour" on the phone? I have a feeling this study is distorting the facts.

Stewart could easily evolve from "I'm just a comedian," to "I'm not a scientist."

Yes, exactly! And if Sony really cared about charity, they would have just given the console to you.

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Those wings are toe lickin' good.

Musk reiterated other facts about the Model 3, including the that it will be around 20 percent smaller than the Model S – which he admits is a big car – and that some things that are standard on its big brother will be optional on the 3 – which is sure to help that $35,000 price.