I think it's more like, "Hey Gawker employee tasked with reading incoming email from various media flacks, it's me again, Jane Doe. So, as part of our big media blitz for the season premiere of [Some TV Show] tomorrow, please find the attached exclusive video promo or Q&A session with the lead actor. We would love for…

It's more like an annoying partnership with various publicists.

99% of the bowl games blew, were totally noncompetitive matches, so you didn't miss much.

I can't speak intelligently about any stateside CDC screw ups, but the WHO - the only multinational health organization that could have been positioned to deal with the current outbreak - was widely criticized for its failures.

Not after they bungled the Ebola outbreak.

Contact WHO?

You sound thirsty, bro. Enjoy a refreshing Smirnoff® Ice.

"...You unnecessarily stepped on your opponent's unprotected leg as he lay on the ground unable to protect himself."

I am a healthy adult male.

To remove all doubt that this was intentional, on the second offending step Suh goes so far as to deliberately lift his right leg, which puts all his weight squarely on his left foot, crushing Rodgers's calf. You don't do that unless you're either 1) working out on a StairMaster, or 2) taking out a star QB with a…

In that case, Steven Seagal's career is about to get a helping hand.

Sean Hannity...managed to garner one vote as Best Host.

Does this poncho come in camel?

Wut

Late into the night on Sept. 10, executives in the NFL conference room brainstormed over ways to prove the commissioner wasn't covering up for Mr. Rice.

Cats love Slayer.

Block.

And here I thought "kiwi" was slang for a gay Australian.

Probably King's Quest.