I'm sorry, Andrea, is the sound of me chewing this Nothing Burger in your ear annoying?

ABSENTEE BALLOT EXTENSION GRANTED on account of reign of antichrist.

Mrs. Hilikusopus still has recurring nightmares about me leaving her, though, which is partially about her growing up with abusive parents, no siblings and nobody to depend on. Aside from that, we were dealing with some very heavy things in each of our families during the engagement, like near fatal car accidents and…

Didn't notice the dill until you noted it. Sorachi ace is a great choice for a farmhouse ale based on a German pale malt and an interesting Belgian/champagne yeast strain mix.

First, bacon idiom history was much appreciated.

Unintentional? Unintentional?! I spelled trooper with a U to make that joke work, man.

I'm really just using gallows humor here to make the point that marriage is a big adjustment, bigger for some than for others. Taking marriage seriously means fully embracing the idea that you can't just walk away from it when it gets tough. It's actually a pretty great watershed moment in any relationship when you…

Yeah, unfortunately it's not clear to everybody that I'm being pretty tongue-in-cheek, and my follow up to Luxbot's reply -which is a real conversation about marriage- remains grayed out and not visible to other commentators. I don't think many people who are in a healthy relationship would disagree with my message.

Sweden's much vaunted Super Troupers finally see some action.

That's it in a nutshell! (Asking for a divorce is supposed to sound absurd. I explain myself a little better here.)

Disclaimer: this may not work well outside of marriage. The humor may be lost on your boyfriend if he gets stuck on the word "marriage" and thinks you're putting the cart before the horse. Maybe "I want to dissolve this Domestic Partnership." is goofy enough.

Yes, I'm saying take the poison out. Inoculate your relationship, because you're going to need to know that you can rely on one another when the real shit in life happens.

Re: why the first year is so difficult

Stop trying to make shade happen.

If you think controlling two different characters is difficult, you've never driver a time bus.

If you play Alien: Isolation, you're going to die. A lot. Get used to it. The first time you take on the alien, it can be helpful to simply walk out in front of it, make a loud noise, and let it kill you. Get that first one out of your system.

Lite Corn Beer is not a category that attracts great breweries making great beer. It is, however, perhaps the hardest category to win. Any brewer will tell you that it takes a miracle of modern science and sophisticated engineering techniques (and many millions of dollars) to produce something as sterile and…

4. Grayscale Mode

What exactly empowers a school district to charter its own police department?

Also unbelievable dumb: "We did have a taco pizza (that is insanely good)."