"babies seem to be the cause of many of the game's early problems"

Population 132? I'm surprised there were witnesses.

I think I know which PR firm The Redskins hired.

Lyric music videos discourage music literacy. Write you're congressperson.

Lotus is so cash strapped they're resorting to publicity stunt stunts.

I would argue that we have turned our police into armies, and we have done it with massive oversight. From the officers, to the councilmen, to the senators, to the DoD and Homeland Security, to the White House and the private contractors it sleeps with - not only did everybody see this happening, but they wanted to…

That better be a free transfer at The Twins.

Harry Caray?

This is neither here nor there, but any carrier currently operating over an active war zone, especially one where the airspace is "hot", should consider implementing a detour.

"Bird abatement."

I mean, it's a gun, right?

Context: this is a terrible pic of Locklear/amazing pic of Spade.

David Spade/Heather Locklear

Is he holding a gun? Is this an infamous snapshot taken before an assassination?

Billy Corgan/Jessica Simpson

The document is fascinating in that it doesn't matter where one begins reading; it induces the same visceral, unadulterated response.

More importantly, NBC will stop its bizarre practice of blurring Sawyer's face during broadcast.

Those are great jeans.

Who among us hasn't resorted to this in desperation when we find the milk carton empty?