Re: why the first year is so difficult

Stop trying to make shade happen.

If you think controlling two different characters is difficult, you've never driver a time bus.

If you play Alien: Isolation, you're going to die. A lot. Get used to it. The first time you take on the alien, it can be helpful to simply walk out in front of it, make a loud noise, and let it kill you. Get that first one out of your system.

Lite Corn Beer is not a category that attracts great breweries making great beer. It is, however, perhaps the hardest category to win. Any brewer will tell you that it takes a miracle of modern science and sophisticated engineering techniques (and many millions of dollars) to produce something as sterile and…

4. Grayscale Mode

What exactly empowers a school district to charter its own police department?

Also unbelievable dumb: "We did have a taco pizza (that is insanely good)."

"babies seem to be the cause of many of the game's early problems"

Population 132? I'm surprised there were witnesses.

I think I know which PR firm The Redskins hired.

Lyric music videos discourage music literacy. Write you're congressperson.

Lotus is so cash strapped they're resorting to publicity stunt stunts.

I would argue that we have turned our police into armies, and we have done it with massive oversight. From the officers, to the councilmen, to the senators, to the DoD and Homeland Security, to the White House and the private contractors it sleeps with - not only did everybody see this happening, but they wanted to…

That better be a free transfer at The Twins.

Harry Caray?

This is neither here nor there, but any carrier currently operating over an active war zone, especially one where the airspace is "hot", should consider implementing a detour.

"Bird abatement."

I mean, it's a gun, right?

Context: this is a terrible pic of Locklear/amazing pic of Spade.