David Spade/Heather Locklear

Is he holding a gun? Is this an infamous snapshot taken before an assassination?

Billy Corgan/Jessica Simpson

The document is fascinating in that it doesn't matter where one begins reading; it induces the same visceral, unadulterated response.

More importantly, NBC will stop its bizarre practice of blurring Sawyer's face during broadcast.

Those are great jeans.

Who among us hasn't resorted to this in desperation when we find the milk carton empty?

Well, maybe you should quit all that poaching....or something, Ghana!

Will there be diarrhea scenes, and how many?

I have an ex-girlfriend who posts here [under what name she will not say] who sends me links she wants my opinion on.

Make your own, dammit!

Maybe Legos should just go back to selling unbranded, unaltered legos, and let the kids -boys and girls- do the real work (I mean, fun): using their own imagination.

Oh geez, ya did. And you found boob lines! Crikey.

See also: lipstick, eyelashes, and purple shirt. I'm guessing she does lab work for a cosmetics brand.

Dubai's police force is said to be the most progressive amongst the Arab countries, with officers getting the proper education in law during training and women making up over half the force.

It would be more accurate to say, "Mentally unstable 74 year old ate snacks for nearly a month at edge of her local Walmart parking lot," but I guess that narrative is less compelling.

I hope she paid her movers.

Mormons repressing teen girls while putting teen boys out to stud. No surprise there.

I'll just reiterate what I said in another thread: