Guy Fieri cuisine: for when you want Tex-Mex Asian food, but you just don't know what kind of Tex-Mex Asian food. Why choose?!

It would have been cool to document how the video grew up during the intervening years.

The only good thing that can be said of Joffrey is that he was tall and strong for his age. To the extent that cruel Joffrey's death humanizes him at all, it is purely in the service of motivating his mother, a much more completely drawn character. Joffrey is a foil. From his birth, he has been the one and only thing…

Duuuuuuuuuuuck. Grilled cheese.

Nothing.

Anybody who buys their fiance a $10k engagement ring should have the good sense to insure it for $12k.

You're supposed to feed the bacon to your dog eat the scallops without. The bacon just keeps the scallop moist while it cooks to the right temp.

Hello, Lobster Thermidor! That recipe is ancient.

If was wondering if these images were produced with some kind of low-tech HDR lighting. What you're describing sounds just like it. A little too "uncanny valley"-ish for my taste.

You're welcome. I think they're also keeping fleece.

My better half works in the New York office. They laid off a lot of people on Tuesday. It sounded sad and brutal. Apparently, the rational had to do with the fact that they did not sell clothes in their brick and mortar stores, only through VS Direct (which jives with the CEO's quote), and Direct wasn't growing like…

PG-13. I guess I can bring my kids to the wedding, thanks.

Pretty good, but the annual Dead Rabbits vs Bowery Boys vs Whyos game is the best.

I knew Tom's interview segment was going to be rough from the get-go, when he gritted his teeth, cuffed his chin, and tossed his head, but I thought it was going to be along the lines of "Well, Alex, I'm going to make a film about my wife who just died in a horrible accident."

It's a draw. They trade hollow victories: Rumsfeld sees us as getting outsmarted again, and we see him as too smart for his own good.

Had to look up Uniqlo; wish I hadn't.

Problem solved. I present to you: The Shannon and Cooper Stone Memorial Garbage Receptacle.

Ewe know it.