Now, with 100% more quantum computing hardware!

White man's burden, huh?

If anything is anathema to the Art of Manliness, it's proper beer pouring instructions.

Needs more JNCO.

Are we counting persons of Jewish decent as white?

Wok-a wok-a!

The 1 meter relay.

Last minute relocation to Chinese ghost city still an option.

These are my Super Bowl Press Credentials, Mother. From Army.

§11. Other. Fuckin', whatever bro!

Re: "prohibited contact against a player who is in a defenseless posture", Garvin checked all three boxes. What a gaping, galloping asshole he is.

Personally, I can't wait for the partial face off.

Sure, but can he do that while baking a cake at altitude?

Sprint Cup Awards Ceremony Marred by Low Brow Humor

This post is, like, a 1000 words too needy.

I don't know, but investigators may want to interview Richard Nixon's corpse.

It's a big football state!

He's fair as it is.