I'm going with Catwoman purely on a technically: Battefield Earth is a Scientology-fiction flick.

Silence! Zardoz speaks to you!

This Chinese Deep Sea Sub Will Plunder the Ocean Floor for Mineral Riches,

Could have been some bad red rope licorice. Rock on Garth.

It wasn't a "nice gesture", it was necessary. Have you ever tried to sing Bohemian Rhapsody without using your hands? Watch you language, mister.

Got charged on suspicion of murder. Shouldn't have said anything about "pulled the trigger, now he's dead."

The last few movies I've seen from a theater seat were intended for adult audiences. That didn't stop parents from bringing their infants and preteens. The MPAA may keep kids out of an R-rated flick on date night, but it doesn't have any control over a parent's ability to properly parent. Which is all to say, who…

Is it a coincidence that the image accompanying this post reminds me so of the Upright Citizens Brigade?

I think dogs staring at cats makes for a better analogy, or cats at birds for that matter.

Sharks with laaaaaaser beams attached to their heads.

I believe you are correct: this is actually a case of sexual assault.

Will they make a phone with a 55" screen, too? We're talking about apples and oranges.

Holy bejesus! That's heaven!

My father got me started building cars when I was a kid, but my interests led me to 1/72 military aircraft. He got into the computer business when when it was still nascent, and he got me into games like Sim City and Flight Simulator. Scale model building is the long lost cousin of strategy games and simulators, I…

This all could have been avoided with a simple "?" reply.

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When I saw the "customers also viewed" items, I got the impression that a drum of lube only had two uses:

Well, sure, a handheld version is all the more practical.

All this to hurl what appears to be a wrench at our enemies.

Where else have I heard the name "Rumble Fish" before? I'm drawing a blank.