Or a simple shakedown.

I found a 55-gallon drum of Passion Natural lube, listed for $2750, marked down to $1495. (Includes pump.) That's a 46% savings! [www.amazon.com]

Yep!

Nobody gets into drawing school without nailing Tippy the Turtle.

I only caught the segment for The Artist, and it was silent.

I married cup size to body/band size, which is a more logical way of describing breast size.* Because not all women are petite little droplets of dew, clocking in at 5'5 or 110lbs, a woman may feel like B's are small on her medium-sized frame.

The post's author offered not a single preference for small-breasted women. I noted several small-breasted commentators who took offense. I stated my preference for small breasts in a post about men's preferences, and I did it without being derogatory. If you value my preference so little, then there was no need to…

Weird, yes. Welcome to the world of Philip K. Dick.

You throw down a breast reference to Total Recall and it's the stomach dude? Not the 3-breasted woman?

That's a good sign.

You said you like your wife's breasts because you value her happiness and she derives pleasure from you playing with them. I'm comically suggesting that, in spite of your altruistic gesture, part of you secretly loves your wife's breasts simply because they are breasts. You're free to say or think whatever you like, I…

C'mon. It's okay to like boobs. Say it, you'll feel better.

I'm not an equal opportunity boob lover. I'm a medium-small guy. I prefer perkiness to great big, pendulous breasts. It's all about proportions for me, and a curvy B/C on a medium-small sized frame is right up my alley. And an A can be nicely understated. Piercings and tattoos, take them or leave them — it's like nice…

That video is mind boggling.

I should have spell checked before throwing stones.

Are guns illegal in Syria, Iran and the USSR? No. They are not. But they are illegal in England. If you going to say some goofy stuff, next time try saying something like, "Guns are illegal in England. We we ban guns here, then we're like England. And that's bad because we fought England for our independence. With…

I've kept the handbook all these years (as well as the disks). Now I remember why. Reminds me of Chris Foss's epic space opera cover art, and the collective artwork from the original Terran Trade Authority series, each vessel bristling with detail and designed with function in mind. Sidebar: the handbooks remind me…

Enough with the unnecessary condescension in this thread. In the big scheme of things, there are worse things to presume than the universality of..."coffee, regular". In the context of this discussion, my error is mitigated by the fact that there is a distinction between "coffee, regular" (milk, two sugars) and…

WTF? Why are you a rude asshole in a post about not being a rude asshole. Maybe the reason you don't understand the distinction is because you were too lazy to read my comments. Also, see emannths comment directly above yours. Like I'm making this shit up about coffee regular, fuggetaboutit.

Out of curiosity, do you live in New York?