*you should get a coffee with some milk and two sugars.

I live in New York. It may be New York slang. If you want a plain coffee, you ask for a coffee black. If you want it with a lot of milk and sugar, you ask for a coffee light. You say, "Gimme a coffee regular," or, "Gimme a large decaf regular," you should get a coffee with a bit of some and two sugars.

Pissing in somebody's food is not a normal, healthy response to a normal, healthy request.*

The solution is to patronize one business. If one desires regular, one must become a regular. Personal anecdote: the last time I tried this, the FBI accused my go-to coffee cart guy of being an al-Qaeda terrorist. I've never been so hurt in my life. [abcnews.go.com]

But that's the thing! We use precise terms like "over medium" for eggs, "medium rare" for steak, and "regular" for coffee, for the express purpose of denoting universal criteria. I'm always surprised when I order a coffee regular and the preparer asks if I want milk in sugar, and then asks further how many sugars.…

How to Accept Criticism without Pissing in Somebody's Food

Besides the unappetizing idea of eating a very cold burger, Kimmel also says the consistency was like bologna. Which translates as, "This is disgusting." What is the point of the demonstration if you get a better burger using the simpler (traditional) technique?

A survival strategy for life on a Pacific island devoid of predatory mammals works amazing well, until humans introduce predatory mammals. It's not their fault. In fact, it's a testament to their resilience that they are considered to be especially long-lived among parrot populations. (90 years? Wow.)

Intense intelligence-dampening is performed by providing you with constant short snippets of information on various subjects. This trains you to have a short memory, makes the amount of information feel overwhelming, and the answers provided by the manipulator to be highly desired due to how overwhelmed you feel.

The IRS gets what the IRS wants.

I've been trying to decipher your username for hours now. It just looks so...random.

Plop it inside a terrific hurricane and I guarantee it will find a pattern in the science data.

Perjure yourself to the IRS and you can expect a world of hurt.

Totally. Who needs rain forests anyway?

Thanks, too! Wow, that's a good deal cooler than 6500K+.

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Correct me if I'm wrong (and you're an intellectual property rights attorney), but preventing end users from using a used game which they bought legally is...well, illegal. It's called the "first sale doctrine", and it's been recognized by the Supreme Court and codified by the Copyright Act of 1976.

As an avid photographer, I'm wondering where an LED bulb falls on the white balance scale.