I think my new t-shirt sums up my agreement with you.

I don’t capitalize his name, but it’s intentional. I also never refer to him as “president.” Little displays of disrespect get me through the day.

The old “Where are you from” question asked to Asian Americans. My best friends gets this all the time and she always says “I’m American” and never answers their question. Pisses me off.

A-to-the-mother-fucking-men. I got harassed about my “nationality” last month by a “medical professional” because I asserted that I’m American. He wanted me to say “Asian” but we all know what kind of ignorant-ass shit comes after those questions. I gave in to my mischievous side and said I’m Scottish (I am…

I don’t mind it if it’s an Asian person talking about Asians. I feel like that I guess with anyone. But the stereotyped guy with the accent and making sexual jokes about himself irritate the hell out of me. Like two broke girls. It just seems like it’s still acceptable to make fun of Asians, including Indian people in…

He doesn’t deserve capitals. When he acts like a big boy, he’ll get big boy letters.

And they’ll be like well you guys are so smart! And you’ll be fine.

As an Asian person I would like to say how frustrating it can be to tell people, yes we experience racism. And they’ll be like well you guys are so smart! And you’ll be fine.

Now that I think about it I am disturbingly well armed...

Gasoline. I have a slight arson problem.

I have a shotgun, a rifle, and I’m good with a bow and arrow. I’m​ also cranky AF and ready to go righteous anger on assholes.

Also, fuck landlords.

If these laws are in play then I think there should be some sort of vigillante justice law in play as well.

noun nui·sance \ˈnü-sən(t)s, ˈnyü-\
an annoying or troublesome person, thing, or situation

Maybe if the players in the justice system in these instances did their jobs, there wouldn’t need to BE a second call, because the abuser would have been dealt with after the first one. How about that?

Any statement on sexual assault from Donald should begin with “I’m deeply sorry for all of the times I’ve sexually assaulted women” and should end with his resignation. Otherwise, shut the fuck up.

So true. But the part about alleviating muscle and joint pain caused me to wonder if I could just wrap myself in Christmas tree lights and get results.

Signing this bill is a death sentence for Republicans.

They had 8 fucking years to get something together, and they created a 100 page document that looks like some high schooler wrote the night before their book report was due. Now they are standing in front of the class trying to persuade us they really read the…