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Everyone take a moment and savor Leto's transformation with me, Jezzies. I was recently dumped by a stupidly hot man-child who styled himself largely after Mr. Leto (devastating in the pants department) and who more or less held Leto as the only man-crush in his life. He more or less modeled his life, look and music…

Did he have a bad feeling about this?

"Intersectionalism is cunt-rammin' AWESOME."

I've given up on love and have been getting a lot of crap lately for doing so. Then I see this and I'm like "so this would be my eventual reward for following everyone's shitty advice, assuming I even could get a man at age 40 when I never did before? Yeah, fuck off."

My dad is way better at handling illnesses than my mother. Bless my mother, but she gets really frustrated really easily. I think she feels that if you have been sick/recovering from surgery for like two days with her - you should be better. She is magic and if you're not better it's completely your fault and you…

My (now ex-) husband's major surgery didn't sink us, but my emotional disorder did. The complications from his surgery became long-term (still going on), but he's the one who ended our marriage becuase he said he couldn't handle my moodiness and episodes of depression. Yeah.

My old maid status is looking more and more advantageous every day.

When I was suddenly given a cancer diagnosis, we were stunned. But, I later found out from my mother that he called and told her that she didn't need to worry. He was not ever leaving me and that he would take care of her only child no matter what.

Uh. Do any of them realize that the average pregnancy lasts about 9 months because the baby isn't viable until then (with the exception of preemies that get some serious NICU care)? Do they know what "viable" means?

Wait wait wait is this the same girl who published on Jezebel? If this is a science writer who can also be funny in 140 characters or less then jesus, hand her a vertical or something.

Who wants to live forever, indeed

Because the Academy is dominated a bunch of self-indulgent, old, white-male filmmakers who are obsessed with appearing as intellectuals and "philosophers" above all else. That's why this year honored a bunch of movies about mildly uncomfortable white people struggling w/ "malaise" and aging. Literally, count 'em —…

And yet you know when Roman Polanski, Woody Allen, and Bill Cosby die, those fuckers will not only be included in the In Memoriam segment but will have goddamn laser shows accompanied by the Mormon Tabernacle Choir...

Are you an ISIS girflriend? Or know anybody who is? Send any jihadi bride related tips to natasha@jezebel.com.

These girls are groomed the way gangs or paedophiles groom kids. It is not their fault.

Wat.

Ummm... the tone of this article was really flippant. I'd love to see some more well-thought out posts about ISIS, how they view/treat women and children, and why/how these girls may have been convinced to leave their (comfortable?) lives and travel to a war zone. I know Jez isn't the NYT, but I think you guys could…

I imagine them looking at our darker moments like "Over here they killed a female for not having sex with them...and then on this side of the planet they killed her FOR having sex with them. How is this species still alive!?"