hiitsmestan
HiItsMeStan
hiitsmestan
Jan 27 2017
218

I had the same thought. Feminism means protecting fetuses! And lower taxes! Feminism means never having to say Happy Holidays! My local diner serves Pepsi products instead of Coke, and every time I go I’m like “excuse me, I’m a FEMINIST.” Feminism is against net neutrality because women can profit from monopolies Read more

Nov 20 2015
384

“I don’t know what you would have done if we hadn’t adopted you- you wouldn’t make a very good prostitute”. (Adopted as a child from a communist country. It was a true statment, but vulgar coming from a parent. Emancipated shortly there after).

Nov 20 2015
361

As she was putting the turkey on the table for Thanksgiving dinner, “It’s a Butterball, just like Missy.” Read more

Nov 20 2015
270

My mom is an incredible woman but suffers from alcoholism. Sometimes she is a very mean drunk and during those times she has said the most cruel things about my appearance- seizing on my insecurities I had shared with her and throwing them back in my face. But the worst was when she sarcastically said my rape was hard Read more

Jun 19 2015
351

I was in eighth grade and mister king of junior high says to me “I know who you are you’re like the most popular girl of all the like unpopular people.” Read more

Jun 6 2015
103

And it is true, I did not burn my bra. Was this a political statement? No, it was simple common-sense economics. When one pays top dollar for intimate apparel like moi does, setting it ablaze is wasteful, improvident and highly incendiary. Read more

Jun 2 2015
248

No. You aren’t dating them anymore, they aren’t family, and it’s none of their business. Why would you?

Jun 2 2015
4

Nope. Astoria is full. And completely populated by rats and spiders. Don’t anyone move there - it’s terrible!!

May 28 2015
121

Seriously, you don’t want to hear a crying child on a plane, wear some sound isolating head phones.
As for the seat kicking. That only annoys me when the parents dont even make an attempt to have their child to not do that. If the parents are trying, there is not much you can do. Children are children. (My last flight Read more

May 26 2015
115

We both WEPT, as we knew we would, and it was one of the reasons we arranged to marry in a completely private ceremony (with only the officiant, and photogs there as witnesses). We both had hankies in hand bc we knew it would be a weepy mess. Miraculously my makeup survived (one of the main reasons I got lash

May 26 2015
170

I cried at my wedding as soon as I saw my wife walking down the aisle. I also cried the first time I heard my daughter’s heartbeat on the ultrasound, when I found out she was a girl, the first time that I held her, and sometimes when I rock her to sleep. Read more

May 26 2015
248

I teared up and cried a bit. My husband, however, ugly-sobbed his way through it. It was amazing.

May 15 2015
16

I can attest that John Waters is a lovely, polite, and dashing gentleman who likes to frequent dive bars.

May 15 2015
26

My dad is a now-retired cop who did some consulting on the set of Serial Mom. He said John Waters was one of the nicest people ever. He still talks about it.

May 15 2015
5

John Waters is nice and has great taste!

May 15 2015
54

John waters is lovely-I drunkly latched on to him at his opening in chelsea years ago and told him I loved him, and he gently wriggled out my grasp(you know how he wears those big blazers? I think its for this very reason) and replied he was gay. I said I know, and I dont care(i have lady parts). Best part was later Read more