Ok my fellow democrats. To those democrats in Florida. There is NO, ZERO, ZIP, NADA excuse not to vote this year. Gov Scott according to the latest poll politico has up is tied with Crist. Vote, Scott is on the ropes now with #fangate. Vote to knock him out, DON'T step back, DON't head back to your corner. VOTE to…

I would imagine that this nurse was given all manner of assurances by her employer that it was perfectly safe to be taking care of Duncan and that she had nothing to worry about. she called the CDC and they told her to go ahead and fly. in hindsight, it's easy to criticize, but when you are told over and over again by…

National discourse on bacon: Haha, bacon is the best! So manly, my dudebro! Bacon cake! Bacon donuts! Bacon bandaids!

YOU STAY IN THE WHITE PEOPLE CORNER AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE

The first boy I ever kissed and my first "real" boyfriend broke up with me via AIM AWAY MESSAGE. He couldn't even be bothered to IM me himself and he put it up for everyone to see. The mid 2000s were a rough time to date.

I don't know. I saw him cavorting with a college ruled notebook in aisle 4 yesterday.

Don't be surprised if your next kid comes out looking like a binder clip.

I'm a paperclip not a fruitfly.

YAY!!! A real, honest-to-God Science writer! Jezebel, you have answered our collective prayers!!!

Beat me to it! And reminded me what I was going to watch while I slogged through homework after a long day of work.

Honestly, I made today a rest-day from running just so I can watch too much Gilmore Girls...

There is not going to be an ebola epidemic in the US. Repeat after me: THERE IS NOT GOING TO BE AN EBOLA EPIDEMIC IN THE US. Our health care system, public health resources, and an overall trust of the medical community will prevent the virus from getting a foot hold. There is a high index of suspicion for the…

I'm guessing the reward for each question was reduced by roughly 20% as well.

All of them, because you're upholding the patriarchy. You conformists.

Things I Would Tell My Teenage Self:

It's my 16th Birthday today. This is not helpful. This is strange. All teenage girls are not the same. I am my own self, and I will not conform.

What in the fresh hell did I just read?

A true feminist would like that taste.

Watch out for that Pinkham guy. He doesn't appreciate the genius of FRIES RIGHT IN THE SANDWICH.

alas m'lady but we are legion. BTW do you fancy a swift libation or three before retiring to my humble abode where we can attempt to make the beast with two backs but alas the little fellow will fail me again and you can hold me as I cry and tell you about MOTHER?