They're ungodly sweet. I couldn't eat them. I could make you some though. =)

Either this is satire, or this is the most laughably stupid comment I've ever received on these.

Capri Suns are really good tho if you mix them with Vodka.

Ah, Fruit by the Foot and Fruit Roll ups came in quite handy when my geeklets requested I make candy sushi in lieu of cake at last year's birthday party.

That's what I was about to say. We used to regularly get crappy grocery store cakes with food-coloring-soaked frosting at my last job, and I definitely had a couple of poops where I was like, "WHAAAAAA HOW DID I MAKE THAT, AM I DYING?" before remembering I ate frosted cake a a day earlier.

So dominant women only want submissive men?

I thought women only wanted overbearing "jerks,", leaving all the "nice guys" tragically and perpetually single.

WHICH IS IT, INSECURE DUDEBROS?? MAKE UP YOUR MINDS!

I'm a stay at home dad. The mother of my child makes way more than me (I make nothing). I don't care about cars or guns or the UFC. I find dick showing masculinity to be beneath our entire species. I sometimes shave off all my body hair. I enjoy all genres of music, including music by female pop artists. I even eat…

I really don't see how you expect us to get to the jelly and creme filled center without breaking it.

My son wasn't feeling well the other day and my wife was pulling things out of our garage for the ARC folks. My son helped her in spite of not feeling well and she told him that is a very manly thing to do and stroked his little 11 year old boy ego in an effort to compliment him for the work. Later I asked her why…

Or, ya know, decide that for Halloween you're going to make black velvet cake instead of red, and put in a little more black food coloring than is strictly necessary. Just...try not to think of what color your innards are during that period of time.

Any other cynics out there who have just accepted that they will get cancer at some point in their lives?

Related: I work part time at the zoo and we put different colored glitters in the food of the big cats so we can see who's poop belongs to whom. So, if you are going to post about rainbow poop, next time I expect more sparkle.

It was so funny, it makes you forget Obama's "fuck 'em all" deportation record and his hard-on for drone strikes on innocent wedding parties.

Yes.

I have never liked either the word "skinny" or the word "fat". I have both skin and fat. Everyone does! I am going to ignore the meaning of the word and call myself "skinny fat"; because I have skin and I have fat and so far, so good. Both are doing their job, keeping my skeleton wrapped up all safe.

Hey Callie,
I read here all the time, comment a little, but these articles about TR kick me in the gut so hard every time that I can't help but speak out. I am a model, small time I guess( I haven't dated Leo DiCaprio yet so I can't be considered truly successful) and I have had too many experiences like this. I really…

Let me preface this by saying I am fully aware that this was bad decision making on my part

Consent isn't the absence of a forceful no: it's the presence of a yes.

As a photographer who does shoot nudes, I honestly can't even imagine. I am so careful to discus everything prior to shooting with the amazing Women I work with. We go over the intent of the shoot, what I'm hoping to accomplish, how the finished piece will be presented/displayed, and I make sure that we are both…