Please. You people are lucky I'm still sober enough to even tell this is a puppy.

I was on birth control for four years before I lost my virginity. I went on it because my periods are naturally very irregular and painful, and the pill solves that. My mom and I even played games with the pharmacist where we would go in to pick up our prescriptions and she would act like she didn't already know I was…

"His insecurity is just so masculine. I love it."

I like how his nipples and belly button make a really grumpy face.

Alright, so after nearly seven months of searching, I was finally offered a job! And I'm so excited. I'll be moving to San Francisco mid-April. I was wondering if any Jezzies have advice on moving to the city, or cool things to do when I get there?

For whatever reason (perhaps Frank or one of his lackeys is tirelessly deleting stuff), the Wikipedia article on Frank Miller mentions nothing about his crazy-ass politics. Just Google "Frank Miller misogynist." There you will find a treasure trove of reasons that Jezebel has no business gushing over that "pond scum"…

much hero. very savior. such warm. wow.

So, not remotely the same thing, but I got the death flu in December and it lasted for a ridiculously long time. I was too sick to leave the house (except for slow, short walks when my housemate wasn't there to take the pup out) for weeks, and too sick to leave the bed for a long stretch, with several recurrences. And…

It's way beyond time we got behind sex workers. They make demands that we can identify with clearly: safe work for women, for diverse voices, for the oppressed; a living wage; healthy sexual practise; female- and queer-positive policing. Feminism has failed to give sex workers the support they deserve so far.

Okay well... teach them about menstruation if you must. But don't you DARE tell them what goes on in the girls' bathroom. If they find out about the cotton candy machines, they will whine *SO* much....

Oh and for more cute... Take a look at Gertie playing with her new big brother, Tater Tot:

You laugh now, but then Facebook will go ahead and buy it for dicktillion dollars. And then the brogrammers who brogrammed it will invest all of their money in axe body spray.

Trust me dark skin, on black women will NEVER be a "trend" in America. We will continue to receive back handed compliments, "you're cute for a dark girl" and told maybe we should do something (like straighten) with our hair.

Emily, is my fashion sense intimidating? For instance, today I am wearing a t-shirt and jeans that I wore yesterday. Does that intimidate you?

Emma Thompson, please.

Hello and welcome to the gun show!

Lupita is the only person in that picture that didn't go to Juilliard. Samira Wiley, Nicole Beharie, and Danielle Brooks are alumni. All that Black Excellence, ya dig.

Breeders are the cause of the severe hip dysplasia found in German Shepherds, and Labs & retrievers are the most overbred dogs in the country. The same country that puts down 2.7 million pets each year.

This is why I hate so much when people pretend that representation doesn't matter. It matters. When you never see reflections of yourself as worthy, you logically conclude that you are not worthy. It matters.

There's always circumcision!