I love that little rambunctious pup that started out on the sofa and then jumped down and began chewing on the little black pup's butt!

Very interesting article.
I'm going to die alooooooooooone!!!!!!!!

For $15,000 I better get a complimentary orgasm.

The real torture of repetition comes after the end of the film, when Phil and Rita get married after a whirlwind romance, and then take 15 or more years to learn about the fleeting and insubstantial nature of human affection, and end up bitter, divorced, and using their children as tokens in a passive-aggressive…

Soo...we're just doing this no-makeup thing on Mondays? :-/

New York Times, you're drunk. Go home.

Accurately describes my first partner's endowment.

The first time:

mine:

I lost my virginity on top and it hurt, man, but I left like such a BOSS. Besides the bleeding later...

You done yet?

My post-first time: feeling sexually empowered but just as awkward as ever.

And then sometimes your body decides for you! Stupid uterus.