How about engagement cock rings instead?

Definitely love that Alex tried to give them an excuse for not knowing about the Scottsboro boys. "Before your time". Really, Alex?

I went to ucsb and knew more than a few porn actresses who were acting thier way through school. Two in particular made an impact on me: the first got so sick of guys hitting on her that she kept a stash of her DVDs around so she could tell them no, you can't sleep with me, but here(hands them DVD) you can watch it.…

I went to rewatch Drag Race on Netflix this weekend and was SHOCKED AND DISMAYED to find it was gone. AND I don't get Logo! GAH!!!

I feel like any discussion like this should include the couple from Happy Endings, which when I search doesn't seem like it ruffled many feathers.

Dunn and Zimmerman SHOT AT THE CHILDREN

What makes me really fucking upset about this is that so many will dismiss the mistrial verdict because he's going to jail anyways. IT'S NOT THE POINT. And it sure as shit wouldn't be if you were worried about your son or daughter just doing things that normal teenagers do.

I hope she poops on you next time.

Pooping after running is, like, the only enjoyable part of running.

I agree with you. I changed the headline to reflect her own words. Thank you for the insight.

I haven't been able to watch the video yet, but how do people feel about her saying "I am gay" and all the news outlets saying "Ellen Page is a lesbian"? A lot of my friends are very specific as to the wording of their sexuality, and prefer gay to lesbian, and I feel a little weird about the wording switch in so many…

Here's how I felt about giving the milk away for free when I was single:

Mooooooooooooody.

I would go husband hunting, but hunting licenses have been really hard to get ever since the local husband population was decimated by chick flicks and demancaveification.

I actually love the cow=me and milk=sex metaphor. If we continue it to its extreme, we learn that "cows" must be "milked" at least twice a day, or they will become very uncomfortable.