What the crap. My brain can't even comprehend those numbers. Come to Phoenix and stay with us! It's lovely! (right now)

Chabert did parody Hewitt's role from Can't Hardly Wait in Not Another Teen Movie. So their resemblance definitely was considered for that part.

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According to iMDB, Bruno Mars is 5'5" and Taylor Swift is 5'9 1/2" which even accounting for heels doesn't explain the ridiculous difference. I think it's the angle or photoshop for sure.

And people wonder why no gay players have come out in the NFL.

Thank you for this. As a Vikings fan, I hope that speaking out for your beliefs wasn't what caused them to replace you but, as a rational person, I know that's not likely to be true. I also can only hope that you telling your side of the story moves the ball forward (ha) on making the Vikings and the NFL a place…

Well first, I didn't mean to make it seem as though I was dismissing Britta as a character or her contribution to the canon of the show. I love Community and have been watching since the very beginning. Britta is a great character and so naturally, she has a lot of flaws.

I've actually been turning this over in my mind quite a bit, not least because I have tremendous respect for you as a voice on the Internet and am almost weirdly 'star struck' by having you reply to me, especially when it comes to something that's so directly challenging to a beloved character on my favorite show. I…

I am so excited! Me and my boyfriend found a place! We applied online and they called nearly immediately after we hit the button. It turns out that it's an income limited place, but we barely squeaked under! Also, they only care how much you make when you move in, not after you move in!

So I am closing in on my 7th hour of the Happy Endings marathon on VH1.

Also, Sara, given your position here as advice columnist, it makes me horribly, horribly uncomfortable that you've essentially told a large amount of your readers that when a similar scenario happened to them, it wasn't rape, then, either. The least you could have done was delve more into that scene, before coming…

One time I got high and imagined I was a dolphin. I wonder if there's a dolphin out there chewing on a puffer fish and imagining that she's me.

After you kill any bird you're going to eat, you have to cut it's head off, let it bleed, and put it in a giant pot of boiling water. The water opens up the feather follicles making it easier to pluck. Then you pick the feathers. With waterfowl it's particularly difficult because they have a layer of oily down…

No mention of her in Parks & Rec? You no longer exist to me as a person, Doug.

Well, at least those lame answers explain why those "nice guys" are single, right?

It's kind of a cool feeling to realize I would rather be alone than on a mediocre OK Cupid date. It hasn't stopped me from browsing the site right now, though I should add drinking.

You can get 750 of these vibrating cock rings:

I'm British, we judge everyone and everyone judges us. To be fair, we started it by enslaving and colonising everyone.

Yes please.

I've got a shorter message to Martin Scorsese and Leonardo DiCaprio: Stop making movies together.