It knows what it did.
And what did the sun ever do to deserve that kind of treatment?
He can be on the show I'm currently shopping, its called "Bearded Weirdos Ruminate on Anal Sex." He is exactly the star I need to attach to this project to get it off the ground. My pilot is testing very well in the Bible-Belt.
In other news, we now have a preliminary list of 250,000 people who have volunteered themselves to be put on a rocket and shot into the sun.
Some people enjoy being repeatedly punched in the ball sack. What's your point?
If leering doesn't bother you, it's probably because you're not intimidated or afraid of strange men expressing sexual interest in you. And that's fine. But for women, there is a huge safety and security component. Leers can be harmless (but unwelcome), or they can be the introduction to harassment, groping, and…
I swear to god, if I have to hear one more guy tell me I should just appreciate the compliment I'm going to lose my shit.
countdown to the "OMG NOW WE CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT YOU" post.
I guess I'm just old or have a low libido. I can go a week without sex when visiting my parents's home. Sheesh.
We'll file this under "problems I'll never have" because I spend every family-oriented holiday alone. By myself. Sometimes crying.
They were ... wait for it ... Jinkxed.
I am crying into my Terrible Towel...no!!!
Lindy West. Goddamnit. I'm a dyed-in-the-wool homosexual, and you have a boyfriend, but I'm asking you, at your doorstep via signs, to be my object of obsession and fetishization.
Your daughter is much, much more likely to be sexually assaulted than your son is to be falsely accused. Hell, it's much more likely that your daughter will be sexually assaulted than that your son would face any criminal charges if he did rape someone, let alone be punished for it, even if he taped it, posted it on…
Beysus Christ is the reason for the season.