I find pedantry like this deeply satisfying.

The Truck Almost Hits The Train

You must’ve worked on this all the livelong days...

Hopefully she’s virus-free...

But how much tofu can one man eat before he resorts to...

I have lurked on Jalopnik for years. This is the first comment that has lured me in to account ownership. You are wrong.

Bought a laminated F50 poster and a SF Racing hat from a Ferrari store in Rome on a middle school trip back in like 2005. Still have em both.

I was in paris walking around and saw like 30 semis lined up and walked over. I could see a shot was being set up but wasnt surr what or who. Clearly Hollywood with the equipment but then out walks cruise. Watched him do this motorcycle chaise seen for and your, it was really awesome thing to witness. 

Is it possible to be neither pro nor con and just accept things for what they are or do we all have to pick a side for no reason

She had Mi-at-a lo.

Make it so she can’t say no. 

It looks like the Batmobile was raped by a cheese grater.

I hope not. His suggestions are almost as bat shit as Torch’s. Torch and David should be barred from even suggesting anything in this series. I like to see this taken seriously.

That is so fucked up.

Holy shit. 

I’m very interested in this diet you speak of...

You forgot to mention David Tracy running around covered in grease trying to fix everyone’s vehicle. 

Pretty predictable, the Jalop day:

The exhaust note on the I-6... just wait until you hear it. Write it down... you will freak when you hear this thing on full boil.