SUPER stoked about getting mom’s car for the night

It took me ten seconds and you’re my new best friend.

Couple of suckers in that video.

Pull over since they were actually hit by the truck. Sure, I’d drive up a 1/4 mile before that to ensure plenty of distance, but I’d call this in. Fuck this shit it’s easily an aggravated assault and property damage. However, we obviously don’t know what induced this conflict with the 9-7X in the first place, but that…

username checks out

Came here to say this, take my star!

Honest question, can you realistically buy a Singer for <$300k?

“Hey Honey, I bet I can smuggle 200lbs of uncut cocaine into the USA”

You have been banned from /r/Jalopnik

Idea: Don’t spend six-figures on a rapidly-depreciating asset that is a physical manifestation of your wife’s disappointment.

The kids these days. 

He needs a kick in his Haas.

He has a very punchable face. 

i’m in for $50

Eh. 15 years ago (wow, time flies), I found a $20 Bride seat at an UpGarage in Tokyo and then dragged it on the subway at rush hour from the store to Tokyo Station, then on the JR Yokosuka Line line to Kamakura and then walked it through a temple and a cemetery as a shortcut.  I got a lot of dirty looks, but you gotta…

I spotted this ‘67 Heritage edition driving around a few weeks ago. 

Fuck Goodyear.

He wasn’t asking if you have an editor, he was asking if Jesus has an editor.

Okay, I sort of love this thing.

Dammit.