So, I have to wonder. Is this video going to spawn a bunch of people being complete jackwagons so they can get their 20 seconds of fame?

It’s not Dead Letters (RIP) but it always make me feel better about my life when I see that some people have nothing better to do than send hate mail and creep letters to people they don’t know and will hopefully never meet. I don’t make the best life choices sometimes but things like this make me think that I’m doing…

I think the problem here is that you can’t actually market this thing to people who don’t know about cars. There’s no wool-pulling. It’s not like the Urus (I finally have an excuse to drive a Lambo!) or some heritage-laden tweedmobile (Careful with the Jag, darling).

Lots of car names became famous to normies for…

Dude, cops carry guns...

If only stars could be exchanged for therapy.

Their last record had a taped up exterior. Sorry man, not valid.

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I don’t care one way or the other. My house gets closed on next month and I’ll have a pocket full of cash so I need to know: can it trailer? And does anyone want my kids? They cook and do dishes and can mow a lawn, but they won’t fit in the trailer or the car so they gots to go.

Tom, I’m in the market for a new truck, but am a few months out before purchasing (I’ll likely use your service). I want to get a full detailed quote to get an idea of how much I’ll need to get a loan for so I can get my budget in order...etc. Is it really that easy to ask them to send me a detailed quote out the…

Article stated that the constabulary’s statement said they discovered the video while investigating a different matter.  How that came to pass is an open question.  Mostly I was riffing on the state of the UK right now. 

Just a reminder that UK Police would rather sit on the internet looking for people posting spicy memes or speeding videos than doing useful things like addressing knife crime and the like.  

At least he didn’t get arrested

I’d add some warfarin to the cocktail...

Listen, I can take 2 Tylenol PM, 2 melatonin, 2 glasses of wine, and pass the fuck out in economy just the same for 15 hours, 19 should be doable too. Just need to re dose halfway through.

A diving destination where the draw is junked cars at the bottom of a flooded quarry is the Alabama-est thing ever.

This is way too much money. Nice car, but it isn’t a quarter-mil worth of nice.

Yeah, but after 20 years of automotive technology innovation, you’d think we’d get more than 5 hp.

The wheels can be quickly swapped, and the hood scoop can be removed. You may even be tempted to make this car look tasteful and close to stock.

I’m an airline captain and I would never ask someone to move seats unless there was a really compelling reason. Usually the flight attendants take care of all this and I only show up if there’s trouble.

Anyone looking at me because they disagree can certainly feel free to donate their services.