That’s the new bassist for Yo La Tengo

It’s ok Matt. If you want to return... we’ll be there for you.

Get out with your reasonable argument.

Every time I see this video I wonder why they hell they started like 20 feet back.

Everybody dies. Not everybody truly lives.

I mean if you can deduce people eat meat and that there are no “normal” animals. But wonder if Pokemon are eaten. That is a definition of denial. Even more fun. People are Pokemon as well in their universe so. It’s not so much disturbing as much as it is the cycle of life.

Maybe they just got their new duct tape tires.

“Yes, we can make it do 0-60mph in 1.8sec. It’s a good headline, but once you’ve done it once or twice, and lost your eyes in the back of their sockets, you might not want to do it again.”

Hey, where did you get that photo of the new Supra?

The fuck is this shit?

So you’re saying they set out to hit a woman?

Y’know, you might have a point about making assumptions about young people with nice things, but it doesn’t really matter because you’re such a colossal douchebag that I’m inclined to oppose whatever you say anyway. Nice job, it takes effort to be that disagreeable.

Dude, calm the fuck down. I don’t even know how you took this as a personal affront to type shit out about your life that frankly we don’t give a fuck about.

Hey Justin, I think a little more clarity would be appropriate.

Please, no jokes about this right now.

very first post is victim blaming. good fucking job.

The Human Cinquepede.

It’s got its good moments, but this looks like a Ferrari lobster pooping out a smaller Ferrari.