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That’s not a typo, Alanis. They know what they have.

Then you should kill him and eat his heart.... to gain his driving courage.... his rich, tasty driving courage.

Thanks they were on sale! Come talk to us next time.

I’ll take Fancy Kristen over Richard Hammond any day..

Asking people to take their shoes to get in/drive your car is an insane and ridiculous request.

That would make you an International Harvester.

What’s the matter with the car I’m driving?
“Can’t you tell that it’s out of style?”
Should I get a set of white wall tires?
“Are you gonna cruise a miracle mile?
Nowadays you can’t be too sentimental
Your best bet’s a true baby-blue Continental”

Autocrosses this land yacht:

people who violate the right of way rules to “let someone go” out of “kindness”

Related: Referring to the parking brake as the emergency brake.

“We have part of the aircraft missing so we’re going to need to slow down a bit.”

On the plane I fly when a major malfunction occurs we disengage the autopilot, regain control of the aircraft run any drills and then and only then do we consider engaging the autopilot again.

I’m picturing lots of red velour, polyester, cocaine and pubic hair.

That is the fastest that any DMV employee has ever moved.

I Am Groot?

I know. You need to take time and reflect on such poignant but simple expressions of truth.

This story is so sad, I might start Saabing.

“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. - Wayne Gretzky” -Michael Scott

Cougar on Jaguar