What’s the matter with the car I’m driving?
“Can’t you tell that it’s out of style?”
Should I get a set of white wall tires?
“Are you gonna cruise a miracle mile?
Nowadays you can’t be too sentimental
Your best bet’s a true baby-blue Continental”

Autocrosses this land yacht:

people who violate the right of way rules to “let someone go” out of “kindness”

Related: Referring to the parking brake as the emergency brake.

“We have part of the aircraft missing so we’re going to need to slow down a bit.”

On the plane I fly when a major malfunction occurs we disengage the autopilot, regain control of the aircraft run any drills and then and only then do we consider engaging the autopilot again.

I’m picturing lots of red velour, polyester, cocaine and pubic hair.

That is the fastest that any DMV employee has ever moved.

I Am Groot?

I know. You need to take time and reflect on such poignant but simple expressions of truth.

This story is so sad, I might start Saabing.

“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. - Wayne Gretzky” -Michael Scott

Cougar on Jaguar

ALL HAIL THE INSURANCE HERO

Clearly this car delivery guy has a day job and just delivers cars on the side.

Good drugs in Baltimore?

Why are you being so mean?

I bet the handling was dodgy.

you had me at popcorn

Yea I’ve got some BlackBerrian Tires that are really secure also.

Am I doing this right?