This is some good work Ryan. Thanks. I know its about as “cool” as using the torque wrench in high school shop class to tighten your wheel lugs but as someone who has studied a great deal about engineering (im not an engineer, I just play one on TV) Im more and more convinced that structural limits are no joke and are…

This is the kind of investigative reporting that keeps me reading Jalopnik every day. Outstanding work.

Sometimes a picture is worth a thousand words wounds.

No it’s not, but thanks for proving my point.

To be fair, it is actually racist in every single context - as much as people want to try and pretend it’s not.

Well, I think she has nice ridgelines.

Meth gives you killer triceps?

he needs a shave

I like that analogy, but my experience was a little different. It was more like my ex that I let go because she had a ton of problems and didn’t move most of the time. When you see her a few years later, you realize she let herself go, sagging in a few places, needing some body work. You feel a tinge of nostalgia, but…

It’s like running into that ex that you loved, but ultimately couldn’t provide for financially and emotionally like the guy she ended up with. You want to be mad, but you can tell that they truly love and care for one another, so it makes you happy to see them together. But it still sucks a little bit.

The boomers dying off is going to solve a LOT of problems.

I’m very excited for the day when our generation is spending six figures on, like, a “third off the line” Honda Prelude SH at auction.

Yeah, I immediately thought he was going to get hit by another car.

That’s why I always huff the fuel nozzle for a few minutes before filling up to make sure its hi-test. You can never be too safe.

They filled their tanks with imMobil, am I right?

There are no lenses in her glasses.

She’s looking at the director, while thinking can I spit this out NOW?!

ESTABLISH DOMINANCE

I mean, obviously, Kristen is unique, interesting, and significant, but your advice is very relevant to the rest of us.

Steps for dealing with bird poop on your car